(Source: cworths)
‘Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy’ - F. Scott Fitzgerald.
(Source: wontlikemewhenimangry)
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”
Quite literally.
Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD
And goddesses.
And demigoddesses.
And nymphs.
And one dude.
Screw being American.
I feel like that kid on the bleachers, while Europe is having fun.
(Source: ianisourqueen)
#i have legitimately seen people say that loki has no character arc #that he has no depth and isn’t a decent villain #while i respect your right to have an opinion #you’RE FUCKING WRONG OK #LOOK AT THIS #HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING #HIS ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE #EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM HAS NEVER MADE SENSE UNTIL THIS POINT #I AM GETTING REALLY UPSET BY THIS TO CONTINUE EVALUATING THE ETHICS BEHIND IT BUT U KNOW
(Source: kimlennox)
Siberian salamanders have compounds in their blood that enable them to survive temperatures of -45°C(-49F). They can stay frozen solid for years before thawing and reviving as good as new. (Wild Russia - NDR)
fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited
Does anybody realise that iPod docks have been around less than a decade, right? And Tony Stark was a teenager in the 1980s and that’s why he listens to bands like Suicidal Tendencies, right? And… it’s really telling what the target demographic of Avengers is that nobody seems to remember that other century that all these guys were born in. The anachronisms are so odd.
oh my god, this. like that picture of younger coulson with a mobile phone? MOBILE PHONES EITHER DIDN’T EXIST OR THEY WERE THE SIZE OF CARS BACK THEN GUYS
/breathes into paperbag
/delusions of youth shattered
Or…I’m actually quite aware when Tony Stark really went to high school, but was making a joke and thought ‘ipod dock’ sounded funnier and more petulant than ‘cassette player.’ Or just that.
Or Tony Stark got de-aged/switched in time/shenanigans and hates that his older self is a total asshole who acts just like his father, but stupid older self gets to have all these friends, a whole team, and fuck you, teenage Tony Stark doesn’t need a team anyway, he can figure out how to fix this his own damn self.
HOLY CRAP I WOULD READ THAT STORY SO HARD